Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.
 

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Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge… Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.
 



Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don’t u d rejects my parpoz b’coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ!
 



If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don’t Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don’t Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com
 



Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like U?… Impossible ‘Coz God can’t make the same Mistake twice.
 



 I’m leaving India! Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo, uski kaam wali bhi pregnant hai.
 



Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: Simple bhai… Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
 



 It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let’s Thank… KAAMWALI
 



Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ? Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon. Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
 



Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega.
 



Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
 



Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
 



Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
 



An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
 



Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.
 



A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what’s the name of the lady? Push……Paa.
 



Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
 






Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai. Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana