A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
 






Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
 



How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
 



Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
 



Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
 



New Examination Patttern in India (Revised): General Students: Answer All questions OBC: Write Any One question SC: Only read questions ST: Thanks for coming. Cheers to Reservation
 



It’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes u LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers!
 



Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega. Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.
 



Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje shrap deta hoon… Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon.
 



How do u identify a true music lover? A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
 



Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye. Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.
 



Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega? Beta: Nahin Mama: Chocolate? Beta: Nahin Mama: Khana? Beta: Nahin Mama: Marjana apne peo te Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.
 



When somebody who’s deeply in love with you tells you that you’re cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That’s true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!
 



It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
 



Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
 



Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
 



A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad!
 






Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!