Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
 

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  If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
 



All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
 



We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
 



Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
 



 It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
 



Girls r 70% beauty Girls r 75% sweet Girls r 85% naughty Girls r 90% cute Girls r 100% lovely totally 70+75+85+90+100= Girls are pakka 420. Be care full....
 



u have only 2 option in life {accept,or change}try 2 acceptwhat u cant change .try 2 changewhat u cant accept
 



3 options to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror…. 2. Take mirror and just drop it…. 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE.
 



FACT ONE:YOU CAN'T TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE. FACT TWO: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF HUNDRED IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT
 



When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I am babe so I play with boys!!
 



Thought of the day: "if u help a gul when she is in prob, she will alwayz remember u only when she will be in prob again..!!"
 



Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
 



3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.
 



Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
 



 Increase its size Stretch it more Exercise it more Bigger the better B'coz nothin looks better on ur face than THAT NAUTY SMILE
 



An in-depth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I'd warn you immediately..
 






Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.