Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to…?? Hona kya hai? Raat bhar Dishum, dishum…!
 

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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
 



Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain? Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !
 



U luv sumone… u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
 



 Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe. Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.
 



Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe…! Toh asli Ravan kaun??
 



Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley
 



Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
 



A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
 



A friend is: Who lends you… Pen in School…
 



In French: Bon jour In Spanish: Te Quiro In Italian: Teamo In Yugoslav: Volim Te In English: Good Morning In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?
 



Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper? A: Because they need a map.
 



An old to Doc: Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doc: That’s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
 



Astrologer: U’ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u. Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
 



Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath… Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
 



Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi… aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
 



Teacher to class: A for? Class: Apple Teacher: Jor Se Bolo Class: Jai Mata Di
 






Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…