Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.
 

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Daily Prayer: O GOD, give us strength & capacity to pay Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Octroi, TDS, ESI, FBT, Prop.Tax, Stamp Duty, CGT, Water Tax, Prof. Tax, Road Tax, Edu Cess, Congestion Levy & many more. Besides don’t forget Gunda Hafta, Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggers etc… If we have some time & money left after that, we will do some Business. Cheers to Booming Indian Economy! Gud Day!
 



Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied men! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!
 



All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
 



There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.
 



What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused…? I knew you would be!
 



How to catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS !
 



A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is ur best gf? He replied: The next one! Always aim high n continuously improve ur performance.
 



The most interesting thing about this sms is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!
 



Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian!
 



If I was a painter, u would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.
 



Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes: 3rd Prize: Lots of Luv. 2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship. 1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.
 



No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell u… it’s none of ur business.
 



Ladies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.
 



Well, they do say opposite attracts… So I sincerely ‘hope’ you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cuultured.
 



A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished high school.
 



In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36
 





Miss U Miss U sab kahein, par actually miss kare na koi. Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band kyun hoye!